Velocirapticity

dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

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I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

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arlertarmin:

were you the 16th president because you’re a BABEraham lincoln 

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fartgallery:

give a person a fish and they’ll eat for a day

teach a person to fish and they won’t eat at all because they didn’t really understand your instructions but said that they understood so they wouldn’t seem stupid and are too embarrassed to ask you to explain it again

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ialreadytookmypantsoff:

I replaced every “You” In Taylor Swift’s Trouble with the “You” From Soulja Boy.

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sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

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Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

#edgar allan bro

And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

yes relax i cook for u 

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juilan:

what

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Paige Bradley created one of the most striking sculptures I’ve seen in recent times. Her masterpiece, entitled Expansion, is a beautiful woman seeking inner piece but fractured and bleeding with light. “From the moment we are born, the world tends to have a container already built for us to fit inside: a social security number, a gender, a race, a profession,” says Bradley. “I ponder if we are more defined by the container we are in than what we are inside. Would we recognize ourselves if we could expand beyond our bodies?”

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